abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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wazerwifles:

hijerking:

so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay?

when i was in the third grade

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,,

Hell exists.
it’s here.
3 a.m.
awake and
without you.

Beau Taplin, "Hell exists." (via afadthatlastsforever)

Beau taplin is fucking perfect

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aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

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